Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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