3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do herpes really smell.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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