I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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