Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
porn star boner night. come get it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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