Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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