did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Pooping to opera.
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