It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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