do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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