So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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