My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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