Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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