Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
