i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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