Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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