Pappa wants mamma naked
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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