Its about making memories worth repressing
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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