There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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