Sry I called you an 8
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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