it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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