am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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