Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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