Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My hand turned me down
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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