whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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