Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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