ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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