Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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