Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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