Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this boner is exhausting
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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