"it" just moved
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Found your dick twin last night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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