Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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