from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
