Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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