Its about making memories worth repressing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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