i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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