Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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