I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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