i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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