I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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