I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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