I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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