Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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