Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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