Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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