THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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