can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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