I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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