i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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