normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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