you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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