i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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